11 Athletes Who Are Proud Boy as Fuck

Aside from journalists, writers, and politicians, athletes might be some of the most important western chauvinists in the Proud Boy Universe. After much discussion on the Proud Boy Facebook,...
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Aside from journalists, writers, and politicians, athletes might be some of the most important western chauvinists in the Proud Boy Universe.

After much discussion on the Proud Boy Facebook, it has become clear the proud boys are in need of an athletic hall of fame.

I nominate the following Proud Boys as first ballot hall-of-famers to our coveted shrine of western chauvinists. The Athletes who made this list have been ranked on Western Chauvanism, Winning, Style, and Proud Boy Ethics.

Tom Brady

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The first and most obvious nomination to the Proud Boys Athletic hall of fame is Tom Brady. Nothing quite says Western Chauvinist like a superstar quarterback married to an international supermodel. Tom’s wife even has the syllable “jizz” in her first name, Gisele.

Tom Brady is a good friend of el padre, Donald J. Trump.

Tom Brady is a great friend of mine. He’s a winner and he likes winners. He was very helpful to us in Massachusetts on Tuesday.”

Said el padre to Boston Area reporter after a primary win.

Tom and Trump have been boys for a while. In a past interview when asked about Trump, Tom Brady told a Boston-based reporter:

“I have known him for a long time. I support all my friends…”

Tom plays for the New England Patriots, a franchise whose logo represents the greatest western chauvinist of all time, the Patriots of The Revolutionary War.

He also wins his fucking ass off. 4 Super bowl Rings, 6 super bowl appearances, and the most playoff wins of any quarterback in NFL history. Tom Brady is arguably the greatest quarterback of all time.

And shit, I almost forgot! Tom Brady is also a fucking model.

Western Chauvinism 10/10

Winning 10/10

Notable Wins 2001, 2003, 2004, 2014 Super Bowl Champ

Style 10/10

Proud Boy Ethics 8/10

 

John Daly

 

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John Daly is over 250 pounds and routinely smokes cigarettes on the golf course. Yes, he’s a professional athlete. God bless the sport of golf. Despite issues on and off the course with drinking and gambling, John Daly has been on the PGA Tour since 1987. He won The Tour Championship in 1991 as well as the British open in 1995, two of Golf’s most prestigious tournaments.

 

Western Chauvinism 8/10

Winning 2/10

Notable Wins ’91 PGA Tour, ‘95 British Open

Style 6/10

Proud boy ethics 7/10

Conor McGregor

 

 

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“The Game is on its knees and I’m out here rallying around California in a car that spits fire dressed like El Chapo with anacondas on my feet. So, I am in a league of my own here.”

 

McGregor is a Western chauvinist nationalist capitalist to the MAX. This man defines Proud Boy Athlete.

  

Western Chauvinism 10/10

Winning 10/10

Notable Wins:  Featherweight, Lightweight, and Welterweight Champion

Style 10/10

Proud Boy Ethics 10/10

  

Michael Irvin

 

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I don’t think anybody embodies what it means to be a Western chauvinist more so than Michael Irvin. During Irvin’s playing career he racked up 11,904 yards receiving, 65 touchdowns, 3 Superbowls, an arrest for cocaine and marijuana possession, and a courtroom appearance wearing a fur coat.

Irvin’s most notorious off-field incident came in 1996 when he was arrested in a motel room in Irving after an employee issued a noise complaint to police. When Cops opened the door they found Irvin with two topless dancers and former teammate Alfredo Roberts and more than 10 grams of cocaine and one ounce of marijuana.

Michael Irvin is a 3-time Super Bowl Champion.

 

Western Chauvinism 10/10

Winning 10/10

Notable Wins ‘92 Super Bowl,  ’93 Super Bowl, ’95 SuperBowl

Style 10/10

Proud Boy Ethics 4/10

 

Johnny Manziel

 

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Football, partying, rehab, and an all-American loose cannon persona. Johnny Manziel is one helluva sombitch. Western chauvinist? This guy is a fucking cowboy.

After winning the Heisman Trophy in 2013, Manziel sat the bench two years for The Cleveland Browns. Since being cut by the team, Manziel has been on an all-out bender.

Johnny Manziel has only been in the league two years and is already one of the most talked about players in the NFL Currently he is not signed to an NFL team In many ways Johnny Manziel is the Millennial Michael Irvin as he is now proving to teams he can act clean and focus football. The Johnny Manziel story is just beginning, proud of your boy.

Western Chauvinism 9/10

Winning 4/10

Notable Wins: 2013 Heisman Trophy

Style: 8/10

Proud Boy Ethics 7/10

Curt Schilling

 

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During his playing time, Curt broke one of the most wicked curses in sports history, the curse of The Bambino. The curse is named after notorious Proud Boy, George Herman Ruth, commonly known as Babe Ruth. After the Red Sox sold The Babe to The New York Yankees in the offseason of 1919-1920 the Red Sox entered an 86-year dry spell from 1918-2005- 86 years of no World Series rings for the Sox.

That all changed in 2004 when Curt Schilling and his bloody sock, lead the Red Sox to victory.

Curt Schilling is considered controversial by the liberal media for no other reason other than the liberal media consist of 99% faggots. Curt Schilling is a pretty normal guy. Recently he has been fired by ESPN for a meme he posted on facebook criticizing North Carolina not allowing men in dresses to enter the ladies room.

Curt has been interviewed by Breitbart numerous times and is an honorary member of the Proud Boys Athletic Hall of Fame.

Western Chauvinism 7/10

Winning 10/10

Notable Wins: 01’ World Series 04’ World Series, ALCS Game 6 “The Sock”

Style 5/10

Proud Boy Ethics 10/10

 

Karl Malone

 

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Karl Malone is a board member of the National Rifle association. He’s also one the most dominant power forwards in NBA history, a two-time MVP, and a 14-time All-Ster.  Nicknamed “The Mail Man”, 6’9 Karl Malone can often be spotted wearing a cowboy hat, a proud boy indeed.

In 2007 the first openly gay NBA player called Karl Malone a “xenophobe” after he played with Malone for two seasons.

It’s safe to say, Karl called John a faggot on a frequent basis. Karl Malone also spoke out against HIV-positive Magic Johnson.

“Look at this, scabs and cuts all over me. I get these every night, every game. They can’t tell you that you’re not at risk, and you can’t tell me there’s one guy in the N.B.A. who hasn’t thought about it … Just because he came back doesn’t mean nothing to me. I’m no fan, no cheerleader. It may be good for basketball, but you have to look far beyond that.”

 

He’s such a fucking proud boy it’s insane.

 

Western Chauvinism: 9/10

Winning. 6/10

Notable Wins: 2016 U.S. Open

Style 10/10

Proud boy Ethics 10/10

 

Dustin Johnson

 

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If you’re a premier athlete with a notorious cocaine habit, chances are you’re a potential Proud Boy Hall of fame athlete. Dustin Johnson has been one of the best golfers on the PGA Tour since his career started racking up 9 PGA tour wins and consistently having one of the best drives on tour. As long as he isn’t suspended for cocaine like he was in 2014. According to Golf.com, Johnson has failed three total drug tests, one for marijuana and two for cocaine.

Clearly, Dustin Johnson is the man, AND he also impregnated Wayne Gretzky’s smoke show of a daughter, Paulina Gretzky.

If you haven’t checked out Paulina Gretzky, check her out. She’s fucking hot.

Western Chauvinism

Winning 8/10

Notable Wins 

Reliability

Style

 

Kyle Turley

 

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Turley’s most Proud Boy moment occurred in November of 2001.  Late in the 4th quarter in a game against the New York Jets defensive player Damien Robinson viciously face masked New Orleans quarterback Aaron Brooks. Kyle Turley came to his quarterback’s defense grabbing Robinson’s hands, tackled him to the ground. After the takedown, Turley took off Robinson’s helmet and hurled into 50 feet into the air and motioned in a throat-slashing gesture before being escorted off the field.

Like many NFL football players Kyle Turley has suffered from concussions. Since 1996 Turley has been prescribed at least 12 different pharmaceutical drugs including Zoloft, Vicodin, Percocet, morphine, toroidal and cortisol just to name a few. He has suffered from depression, rage, and suicidal thoughts.

 

After years of pharmaceutical drug use leading to a worsening of his condition, Turley stopped taking pharmaceuticals all together and turned exclusively to medical cannabis. Since then, Turley has seen tremendous improvement in his condition and everyday life.

Kyle Turley plays in a rock band and is a co-founder of GridIron Cannabis. Kyle Turley is a rocker, alpha male, family man, and entrepreneur. He is as Proud Boy as they come.

 

Western Chauvinism 9/10

Winning 2/10

Notable Wins

Style 9/10

Proud Boy Ethics 10/10

 

John Rocker

 

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Many speculate that the character that is Kenny Powers is based on John Rocker. Like Kenny Powers, John Rocker is extremely easy to like. Here’s an infamous quote from 1999 when asking about if he’d like to play in New York.

I’d retire first. It’s the most hectic, nerve-racking city. Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark looking like you’re riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It’s depressing… The biggest thing I don’t like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?”

Leftist media vilified John Rocker for his accurate statements about New York City.

John Rocker currently operates Save Homeless Veterans, a charity that helps rebuild Veterans. Rocker’s charity offers Christian counseling, housing, financial education.

Rocker’s charity has also helped countless homeless vets re-build their lives.

Western Chauvinism 9/10

Winning 4/10

Notable Wins 1999 National League Champs

Style 9/10

Proud Boy Ethics 10/10

Ted Williams

 

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Ted Williams is a World War II and Korean War Veteran. He’s also one of the greatest hitters in baseball history.

A talented pilot, prolific athlete, and Veteran of two Wars, Ted Williams represents the gold standard of Proud Boy Athlete.

Legend has it the Navy had to order him to accept his 1942 Major League Triple Crown Award. The Triple Crown only occurs when a player leads the majors in home runs, batting average, and RBI.  Rogers Hornsby and Ted Williams are the only two players to ever win this award. Ted didn’t give a fuck, he’s too busy flying planes for the Navy. Ted also didn’t care much for endorsements; he lost his endorsement from Quaker Oats due to his enlistment.

What athlete today would rather go to war for his country versus cake off a lucrative endorsement?

“He mastered intricate problems in fifteen minutes which took the average cadet an hour, and half of the other cadets there were college grads.”

Said fellow Red Sox teammate Johnny Pesky who attended the same aviation school as Williams.

Ted Williams is an adrenaline-training icon.

“From what I heard. Ted could make a plane and its six ‘pianos’ (machine guns) play like a symphony orchestra”, Pesky said “From what they said, his reflexes, coordination, and visual reaction made him a built-in part of the machine.

As Proud Boys, we are trained and equipped to handle adrenaline, Ted Williams type reflexes under pressure is what we aspire too.

Ted Williams answered the call of duty yet again during the Korean War.  Williams was awarded the Air Medal after a 35-plane air raid on a South Korean Tank and Infantry training school. Williams returned to baseball in 1956 staying with the Red Sox for the remainder of his Major League Career. Proud of Your boy.

 

Western Chauvinism 10/10

Winning 10/10

Notable Wins

Style 10/10

Proud Boy Ethics 10/10

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Alan is the founder and editor of GorillaRadio.tv, and does a weekly segment on RedBarRadio.net
  • One-Eye

    Uhuru!

    Great men, all.

    • Alan John F. Shakur

      uhuru!

  • Michael Ryan

    Glad I found this shit… Real Fglad… Uhuru as Fuck

  • D’Marcus Liebowitz

    You forgot Ty Cobb! He was a race realist, a successful investor, and he beat the shit out of men who insulted his mother.

    P.S. Rogers Hornsby and Ted Williams are NOT the only players to have ever won the Triple Crown

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