FunnyOrDie Labels Alt-Right a Bunch of Dorito-Munching Basement-Dwellers

It’s over. That’s all she wrote. There is absolutely no way that the alt-right will ever recover from this savage take-down.  We managed to weather the storm of John...

It’s over. That’s all she wrote. There is absolutely no way that the alt-right will ever recover from this savage take-down. altright1

We managed to weather the storm of John Oliver totally destroying us, but now, we are officially stumped. It was a good run, fam, but it’s time to pack it in.

Comedians, it’s no longer edgy or daring to satirize the Right. The pioneers of rebellious comedy spoke openly about taboo topics. Audiences had the basic understanding that uncomfortable truths and crossing lines are funny. George Carlin made a career out of the counterculture (and it’s worth noting that despite his left-leaning tendencies, he attacked both sides with equal fervor), as did many others such as Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, and Bill Hicks. “Virtue-signaling” wasn’t a defined concept back then, but if it had been, comedians were doing the opposite of it.

Now, the culture has shifted.

While the Right has been dedicated to losing with nobility for the past 25 years, the left has been dominating the psychological game and maintain the prevailing viewpoints and narratives in modern media. They have successfully convinced those who came of age during that time that the Right is teeming with racist, sexist, queer-hating bigots. I’ve studied psychological persuasion over the past year thanks to Based Dilbert Merchant, Scott Adams (PBUH), and I gotta hand it to the Left: their ability to mentally reprogram the public at large is impressive.

Recently, Amy Schumer claimed her “liberal politics may hurt [her] career, but” she doesn’t care. In what cartoon universe will espousing a liberal point-of-view get you blacklisted in 2016 Hollywood? I know there was a stand-up comedy boom in the 1980s, but I don’t know why modern comedians (typically those based in California) still believe they are living in the era of religious right Moral Majority-esque media watchdogs. Being a Republican in Hollywood is so unfashionable and potentially damaging that there are clandestine hangouts for right-leaning actors (well, there used to be, anyway).


SiriusXM knows (((what’s up))).

These days the West Coast is where subversive comedy goes to die.

Bootlicking nerds believe they’re speaking truth to power when they couldn’t be more in step with the party line. Being an outspoken liberal is dangerous? Today we live in an era where supporting the Republican candidate can get you attacked or your property vandalized.

I am reusing this image from #GamerGate because it literally the same folks lobbying accusations of neckbeardism at the alt-right.

I am reusing this image from #GamerGate because it is literally the same folks lobbing accusations of neckbeardism at the alt-right.



Besides the hamfistedness of this parody, that’s what bugs me most about liberal comedians: their complete lack of awareness.

They’re the apple-polishers in the guise of the class clowns flinging spitballs at the stodgy assistant principal. The establishment thinks they’re the counterculture, and when they attempt to skewer the counterculture, they’re not a dangerous hippie like Carlin…they’re more like Bob Hope wearing a long haired wig on Laugh-In. This doesn’t offend me as a right-leaning individual; it offends me as a fan of comedy.

Comedians have failed to realize that the Right is no longer the establishment.

They produce videos like this one, believing they are sticking it to THA MAN. Instead, they have become everything they hated. Sad!

Want to hear some comics who aren’t liberal cunts?

Nick DiPaolo, Legion of Skanks (Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J. Gomez, Dave Smith), Ari Shaffir, Doug Stanhope…among many others who give us hope!

  • chewtoy2016

    I still don’t think they get what makes the Alt-Right tick. The more energy they put into destroying this, the more it pushes back on cucked-out beta males like John Oliver and most of the man-hating sites like and whatever else pops up over night.

  • advancedatheist

    I suspect the message of the Alt Right upsets a lot of people because it invokes what terror management theorists in psychology call “mortality salience,” namely, reminders of vulnerability, failure and death. Look up terror management theory and see the experimental support it has – you will understand human behavior in a new light once you absorb the theory’s implications.

    Specifically, people have finally started to wake up from the fantasy world of the Radical Enlightenment in the 18th Century. This sweeping social experiment – based on pseudoscience about equality, democracy, feminism, human fungibility, the mind as a blank slate, cosmopolitanism, borderlessness, mass immigration, miscegenation and trying to erase the biological distinctions between men and women – has come crashing down around us because it conflicts with man’s nature. “Social progress” can never happen because human nature doesn’t change; and “social justice” remains forever beyond reach because society’s losers, misfits, kooks, weaklings, defectives, scolds, utopians and degenerates have conflicting grievances that they can’t reconcile, especially when it comes to dividing up the shrinking pile of spoils produced by generations of white people’s labor.

    In other words, the Alt Right has rediscovered and articulated for our generation the essential tragedy of the human condition. Compared with the childish utopianism our elites have pushed on us as the official world view, the Alt Right has become the voice of experience, wisdom and maturity in a world full of delusions that we can no longer sustain. I have my doubts as to whether Donald Trump has really stumbled across this perspective, much less that he knows what to do with it. But thanks to the inadvertent attention he has drawn to the Alt Right, American politics in the 2020’s could look radically different from the nonsense that has damaged the United States for the past few generations.

  • The Blast Crusader

    The left projecting that image onto the alt right is just an example of (((Freudian))) projection. Healthy living and working out are some of the low level values of the alt right. The fat slob who doesn’t work or better themselves is a degenerate just like the tumblristas in our eyes.



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