During a recent one-man show, some joker managed to get back stage and switch out Michael Moore’s script. During the show, Moore sat down behind a desk and read from his notes, which originally expressed his concern about the Republican candidate.
Speaking exclusively to ProudBoy, Moore explained:
“I went on stage to warn the crowd that voting for Trump would result in a cloud of misogyny, racism and bigotry to descend upon America. Instead, I found myself reading something aloud that my crowd were appalled by.”
The switched notes explained how Trump voters actually aren’t terrible people – that they aren’t just a bunch of rednecks – and that Trump’s election will be the biggest ‘fuck you’ in history.
“I can’t believe those words came out of my mouth” Moore explained. “My next documentary will be exploring the effect that this troll joker had on me. ‘Triggered’ doesn’t even cut it.”
(Obviously this is satire. Don’t sue us.)