Joker Switches Michael Moore’s Notes, Makes Him Support Trump

During a recent one-man show, some joker managed to get back stage and switch out Michael Moore’s script. During the show, Moore sat down behind a desk and read...
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During a recent one-man show, some joker managed to get back stage and switch out Michael Moore’s script. During the show, Moore sat down behind a desk and read from his notes, which originally expressed his concern about the Republican candidate.

 

Speaking exclusively to ProudBoy, Moore explained:

“I went on stage to warn the crowd that voting for Trump would result in a cloud of misogyny, racism and bigotry to descend upon America. Instead, I found myself reading something aloud that my crowd were appalled by.”

The switched notes explained how Trump voters actually aren’t terrible people – that they aren’t just a bunch of rednecks – and that Trump’s election will be the biggest ‘fuck you’ in history.

“I can’t believe those words came out of my mouth” Moore explained. “My next documentary will be exploring the effect that this troll joker had on me. ‘Triggered’ doesn’t even cut it.”

 

 

(Obviously this is satire. Don’t sue us.)

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Jack Buckby is a former student of politics, a writer and the Press Officer for British conservative political party Liberty GB. He stood for election with Paul Weston in the European Elections in 2014, and regularly cooperates with American media to warn against the adopting of failed European social and economic policies. Jack was removed from university for refusing to abide by politically correct school rules, and for calling out lecturer Dr Leon Moosavi for attempting to justify the murder of soldier Lee Rigby. In an article on the University of Liverpool website, Dr Moosavi claimed that the attack was legitimate ‘dissent’ against UK foreign policy. As a paleoconservative and a culturist, Jack promotes individual liberty and national autonomy, and believes that the United States is in a position to use its size and power to begin the restoration of Western civilisation.
  • Jeanne DeSilver

    There’s some confusion about the comments Michael Moore has recently made about Donald Trump, being as we know he’s a Democrat and for Hillary. Here’s a couple of twitter tweets which succinctly explain the method to Moore’s madness:
    RT @JayFivekiller “It is out of context and it isn’t. He’s not endorsing Trump, but he is.”
    RT @paxdickinson “So if Hillary wins, he made a whole movie about supporting her. If Trump wins, well, he told you so didn’t he? Tried to warn you, tsk.”
    Maybe Michael Moore is smarter than he looks.

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