Sending Leslie Jones to the Olympics Won’t Make ‘Ghostbusters’ Better

  Despite almost a year of astroturfing, virtue signalling and gender/race baiting; ’Ghostbusters‘ was a box office flop. All the positive reviews from sycophantic...
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Despite almost a year of astroturfingvirtue signalling and gender/race baiting; [simple_tooltip content=’The shitty female one, not the good one’]’Ghostbusters‘[/simple_tooltip] was a box office flop.

All the positive reviews from sycophantic leftist media, desperate not to appear sexist, were not enough to change the reality. The female Ghostbusters reboot sucks.  The Hollywood Reporter has revealed that Ghostcuckers is expected to lose $70 million with original plans for a sequel now being flushed down the toilet:

That was the studio’s last public mention of a sequel. As of Aug. 7, Ghostbusters had earned just under $180 million at the global box office, including $117 million domestic. The film still hasn’t opened in a few markets, including France, Japan and Mexico, but box-office experts say it will have trouble getting to $225 million despite a hefty net production budget of $144 million plus a big marketing spend. The studio has said break-even would be $300 million.

Sony hardly is alone in suffering from audience rejection of sequels this summer. But film chief Tom Rothman and his team, along with partner Village Roadshow, had high hopes for launching a live-action Ghostbusters “universe.” Now they are preparing for steep losses (think $70 million-plus) and an uncertain future for the franchise.

Maybe spending $144 million on a film nobody wanted and an additional $100+ million on marketing designed to bully potential fans was a bad business move on Sony’s part.

A star of this golden turd, Leslie Jones, has recently been affirmative-actioned into the public-eye by big media as their new darling.

Jones has been the subject of many suspicious internet non-troversies over the last couple of months.  Events that seem to mirror the manufactured outrage campaign designed by the Sony marketing team earlier this year.

Last month, Jones rage-quit Twitter after receiving a wave of trolling tweets comparing her to Harambe, the late beloved gorilla.  Many of these tweets went on telling her that her new movie sucks.

Jones responded to this by melodramatically virtue-signalling to her followers and re-tweeting all of the trolls so they would appear front-and-center.   Despite being barely-literate, she eloquently responded to the trolls by appealing to their shared-humanity.   A series of tweets that definitely wasn’t written by Sony’s marketing department.

Ms. Jones also implicated Milo Yiannopoulos, the controversial Breitbart journalist, as the impetus for the influx of harassment.  Despite never tweeting at her in the first place.

It just so happened that Milo had dropped a movie review of Ghostbusters around that exact same time.

It also should be noted that Jack Dorsey, CEO of Twitter, has been trying to have Milo removed from his platform for months.

After the base of arguably-racist tweets from egg-accounts and obvious trolls was laid; Leslie Jones then implicated @Nero (Milo) by name.  He was permanently banned shortly after.

If I were more conspiratorially-minded, it would seem that this was a false flag to finally have Milo removed from the platform.  Jones’ hysterical overreaction and the massive media blitz that followed reinforce this a lot.  These media smear tactics invoke emotional dog-whistles like “racism” or “sexism” in order to achieve political agendas.  Tricks like these have been previously seen used by big media, employed in other controversies such as #GamerGate.

Eventually the spat with Milo got boring and people stopped caring about this gargantuan woman.  NBC decided that it would be cute to send her off to Rio for the 2016 Olympics for a series of incredibly dull “live Tweets”.

 

Who can possibly deny the comedic brilliance behind such witty commentary as “YAAAAAAS!” and “MAMA”.  Fuck NBC’s seasoned reporters and panel of experts, we have the half-retarded, one worded additions of Leslie Jones. Send her to Rio!

Of course, the leftist media couldn’t scramble to social media quicker in order to send praise and fake laughter to this brilliant comedienne.

Leslie’s remarks usually consist of screaming at the screen or being confused about whatever sport she’s watching at the time.  When the most-decorated Olympian of all time, national-treasure Michael Phelps, stepped up to the pool ready to represent America in front of the entire world; famous sports-commentator Leslie Jones had this to say:

LET’S GET IT CRACKALATING…. LET’S GET IT CRACK…IN…MY-KA

Brilliant.

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Chester works behind the scenes for ProudBoy and occasionally writes. His opinions are not necessarily representative of ProudBoy Magazine.
  • hurin

    Replacing Ernie Hudson with a retard. How progressive.

    • Damn, no shit? Someone replaced Ernie Hudson with you?

      • hurin

        That insult doesn’t even make sense.

        • Just because it was directed at you instead of Leslie Jones doesn’t mean it didn’t make sense. Your attempt at an insult is what made no sense.

          You can get back to me when you’ve got half of one percent of her net worth or name recognition. Until then you can keep cowering behind your little keyboard.

          • hurin

            Leslie Jones is the dumbest actress since the black housekeeper in Gone With the Wind, with the difference that Leslie is just playing herself.

            And I fail to see how people all over the country knowing you’re retarded is a good thing.

          • Wow, more impotent insults. Shame on me for thinking you’d have wised up any.

            All you’re doing is expressing an opinion. You know, “everyone’s got an opinion, just like everyone’s got an asshole”. The difference with you is that your asshole is where you pull your opinions from. And I doubt you suddenly garnered the one half of the one percent of her talent, net worth, or name recognition since you last queefed at your keyboard. And [SPOILER ALERT] you never will.

          • hurin

            You seem to have a lot of projection going on.

          • I love how you’re never, ever, ever going to recognize the irony in your statement.

            That is all the confirmation I needed. Bliss achieved.

  • Tas Man

    I tried to do some minor sarcastic trolling on twitter as Gavin suggested but I got blocked as soon as I used #Proudboys. If you want to troll her don’t use the hashtag.

    • How about not being a cuck piece of shit, and maybe NOT trolling for attention? Maybe you recognize your self worth as next-to-nothing, but you don’t have to announce your worthlessness to the whole world by the act of trolling others.

      If you want to be a useless waste-of-oxygen, do it quietly, away from all eyes and ears.

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